Rob Schneider - Gus

David Spade - Richie

Jon Lovitz - Mel

Tim Meadows - Wayne

Amaury Nolasco - Carlos

Nick Swardson - Howie

Molly Sims - Liz

Erinn Bartlett - Salad Girl / Sarah

Craig Kilborn - Jerry

John Farley - Swimmer Boy

Bill Romanowski - Karl

Matt Weinberg - Kyle

Reggie Jackson - Himself

Sean Salisbury - Brad

Joe Gnoffo - Marcus Ellwood

Jackie Sandler - Female Customer

Jared Sandler - Autograph Kid

Ray Nicholson - Kid Catcher #1 Game #2

Terry Crews - Poker Guy #1

Patrick Schwarzenegger - Jock Kid Game #3

Lochlyn Munro - Ultimate Home Remodel Host

Doug Jones - Number 7 Robot

Rachel Hunter - Hot Mother

Dan Patrick - Poker Guy #2 A.K.A. O'Malley

James Earl Jones - Darth Vader (voice)

Max Prado - Nelson

Dennis Dugan - Coach Bellows

Jonathan Loughran - Brad's Assistant Coach

Jillian Henry - Gretchen Peterson

Danny McCarthy - Troy

Mason Knight - Charlie Catcher

Irene Roseen - Elderly Woman

Judith Drake - Mrs. Johnson

Gerry Del Sol - Umpire

Blake Clark - Umpire

Ron Masak - Principal

Brooke Langton - Kathy Dobson

Mary Jo Catlett - Mrs. Ellwood

Matthew Willig - Jock Guy

Cleo King - Lady Customer

Gabriel Pimentel - Little Man